Tardis the Tortoise Goes to School numbers 1 and 2

Creature 1: I hear Aisha and Molly are gonna start a comic
Bunny: Oh really? What about? Love? Dance? Gender? Food? ETERNAL SALVATION?
Tardis: it better be about me you guys

A: Dude, did you see that the president of Argentina adopted a boy to keep him from turning into a werewolf?
M: Yeah! He was a seventh son.
T: I was an eleventh son. That's why I'm a tortoise
A and M: ...
M: I'm so sorry.
T: Nah it's okay, I really like lettuce